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Mobi ¾ Wallbanger ´ Download ´ Horticulturetrader Ä [PDF / Epub] ✅ Wallbanger By Alice Clayton – Horticulturetrader.co.uk The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment she realizes she's gaining an intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures TT goes by like an endless parade of women And since Caroline is currently on a self imposed dating hiatus and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed Caroline clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby doll nig Reread I was worried that this wouldn’t be as great as the first time I read it I was wrong thank god It was so good So fuckin’ good There were numerous times I started to tear up because my emotions were going haywire I’m just so in love with this book——————————————Well hello there my new favourite Come to mamaI judged this book by the title And I feel like an absolute fool now because fuck me I loved this Loved itI can't wait to reread it and continue on with the series And read other books by this author

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The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment she realizes she's gaining an intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures Thanks to paper thin walls and the guy's athletic prowess she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems as loud night after loud nigh BANG BANG BANG Oh GodBANG BANG BANG Oh GodBANG BANG BANG OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOOOODDDDTHE WALLS ARE SHAKING PICTURES ARE FALLING DOWN RUN FOR COVER PEOPLE GRAB YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR DRESS AND HIDE UNDER THE TABLE I THINK WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHUAKEBUT Wait A SecNot an earthuakenope definitely not an earthuakeOne only one wall is shakingLIKE SOMEONE'S BANGING ON ITLet's take a closer look Shall we? “OH GOD” Thump “Oh God” Thump thump What the “Oh God that’s so good” “MmmmYeah baby Right there Just like thatDon’t stop don’t stop” OH OH OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMystery solved readersMeet NOT The WallbangerBUT THE WALLBANGER Name Simon Wallbanger Parker Age 28 years Occupation Freelance photographer Interests Pleasing the ladies by doing it in a rattling the headboard shaking the wall making a woman meow and giggle style with maybe some spanking thrown in He can definitely bang it home ladies Definitely a wallbanger Notice Something MISSING???That's right The BIG 'O'Meet 'O' This Orgasm O is the Property of Caroline Pink Nightie Girl Reynolds a 26 year old interior designer Missing since Last Six Months Culprit Cory Weinstein The machine gun fucker who’d hijacked the O Description of the event by the victim This was the worst kind of sex This was machine gun style fast fast fast This was thirty seconds on the tits sixty seconds on something that was about an inch above where he should have been and then in And out And in And out And in And outBut at least it was over uick right? Hell no This horribleness went on for months Well no But for almost thirty minutes Of in And out And in And out My poor hoohah felt like it had been sandblasted Remedies Tried Jason Bourne Matt Damon George ClooneyALL OF THEM HAVE FAILEDWHAT TO DO NOW??????????????Let's look for someone closer to homeSimon Wallbanger meet Caroline Caroline meet Simon WallbangerProblem solved YAYYYBut NO WAIT WHAT'S THIS? “Why are you such a manwhoring asshole?” I asked “Why are you such a cockblocking priss?” he askedNOOOOOOOOOONOW HOW WILL WE EVER FIND?????????????????????????Oh noI'm not cryingAlright yes I ambut how can I not when I'm laughing so hardimage error

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WallbangerHtie confronts Simon Parker her heard but never seen neighbor The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin and the results just as mixed Suddenly Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborlyIn a delicious mix of silly and steamy Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sigh “Kittenslay backYou are about to get Wallbanged” I was an addict craving her doseI was lost in a dull world full of mundane stuff for so long I almost became a mundane myselfAfter a month of abstinence from reading and severe book deprivationafter long days and bookless nightsthe time came to return where I belongAnd I had to celebrateI wanted something lightI wanted saucy and funny and Wallbanger promised to deliver them allAnd oh boyit didBut it also delivered sweetand fluffyand dreamy and a new book boyfriend that reduced me into a puddle of gooIt's official peopleI'm in loveAgain “Fucking Wallbanger” I hissed frozed on the spot His grin slid off as well as he played place the face for a moment “Fucking Pink Nightie Girl” Caroline has a wonderful job and wonderful friends and a wonderful new apartment and a wonderful cat and her life would be guess what wonderful if it wasn't for two thingsher missing O and her neighbor's loud midnight activities “The girl next door was meowing What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?” What sucks though is that the aforementioned annoying but gifted neighbor is super hotSahara hotAnd that Caroline is forced to play nice with Simon despite wanting to bang his head on the banging wall but at the same time she wants him to bang her against the god banging wallSee the problem here? “You gonna bang my walls Simon?” I laughed“You have no idea” he promised” The result?Tensioninnuendossexual frustrationbanterstensionlaugh out loud momentstension and did I mention tension?Ohand a really horny catAlice Clayton's writing is freaking hilariousI can't remember the last time I laughed this hardI had permanently a huge grin plastered on my face and I hosted a butterfly party in my stomach and that wasn't the work of Caroline and Simon's off the charts chemistry aloneThe way their feelings developed and unfolded was really heartwarming and sweeta slowly burning process that made Wallbanger a really romantic bookThey cooked togetherthey watched movies togetherthey shared their secrets and hopes and then they gave in to their animal attractionI must admit I never expected a guy named Simon to be this sexyOh how I wish I had a wallbanging neighbor but alasthe closest house is my late grandfather's houseIf I hear those walls bangingit will be the beginning of a Supernatural episode and not a great romanceUnless Sam Winchester pops up and rescues meThat would be niceMy point isif you want to laugh and swoon and escape stupid realitythis is the book for youPlusyou're going to meet a very interesting cat